Welcome to Tim's Personal Web Page
   
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Welcome to my page, ya'll. Well, I've just started workin on it but I hope i can make it worth visiting...


<---- As you can see on the left we have a chinese kid and if you know me....I'm part chinese so i couldnt leave that out of my web page...






 
Question of the Week
Ok......[drumroll please] Wow....I've been really slack with this havent I?....well, i guess its time for the question of the week again....ok drumroll \/\/\/\//\/\/\\/\/\/\/\ ok...when is it ok to sell out a friend?

hmm....thats kinda deep...well email any responses and ill read em and maybe even do a poll thingy...cool huh..

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And now a YAK.......[FUNNY STUFF]
FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

 
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